Shattered. Bombed. Destroyed. Ruined. Ripped. Blasted. Drunk. Addled. Boiled. Canned. Fried. Pickled. Potted. Cockeyed. Pie-Eyed. Coked. Crapulent. Crapulous. Shitfaced. Crocked. Crocko. Dizzy. Far-Gone. Flustered. Flying. Fuddled. Full. Gay. Geared. Gonged. Gorked. Happy. High. Hopped-Up. Illuminated. Intoxicated. Inebriated. Jarred. Jolly. Junked. Lit. Loaded. Lubricated. Maudlin. Mellow. Merry. Mouldy. Muddled. Muzzy. Oiled. Organized. Paralyzed. Paralytic. Pissed. Plastered. Polluted. Raddled. Reeling. Schnockered. Shellacked. Sloshed. Snowed. Soaked. Sodden. Sotted. Soused. Sozzled. Spaced. Squiffy. Stewed. Stiff. Stinking. Stinko. Stoned. Strung Out. Swacked. Switched On. Tanked. Tiddly. Tight. Tipsy. Totalled. Wasted. Wired. Wrecked. Zoned. Zonked.